Tuesday, December 16, 2008 • 3:41 PM
this is from yunjin's blog post.
i was laughing like crap at this ..
I was talking to JiaYing the other day about Japan’s toilet bowls.
Seriously I should curb my cousin’s randomness but that was a damn interesting topic.
The toilet bowls have water that shoot water to clean your butt!!!
*I exclaim in my unique way*
And then in every cubicle there is one of these mechanisms that clean your butt!!!
So waste water.
Then there is still toilet paper in every cubicle so I guess that thing is useless??
JIAYING, “That thing washes your butt then more shuang rite???”
ME, “WL ><”
Then I spotted something more interesting on the button panels.
You know those things you turn on your washing machine to control the temperature??
YEA, I spotted it.
But it was not for the temperature.
It was for the pressure.
PRESSURE!!!!
So if you don’t know how to operate the thing, then you turn to the highest point of the pressure, excess shit that you didn’t excrete out and still dangling there would be forced by the gush of water back into your anus and your rectum and your large intestines and your small intestines and your stomach and your gullet and finally your mouth!!!
END RESULT: you vomit your shit.
JiaYing told me that every public toilet had that mechanism, so you can imagine the whole Japan using so much water everyday.
Then I asked another of my fantastic questions, “Do they ever reuse the water??”
This results to my cousin barfing a WL in my face.
Seriously, she said, “THEY DON’T HAVE NEWATER!!”
END OF CONVERSATION